WTF we are kowtowing to the biggest delusional idiot president or premier ever existed. He will want equal status to King Charles. Since we can’t uninvite him I hope on the day he arrives, Charles pretend something terrible is happening with his cancer treatment, and William needs to be by his side and we sent princess Anne to host Donald Trump! Charles obviously will fully recover a few days after Trump departs. Perfect plan for a delusional self centered US president.
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Trump, the saviour of the western world. I’ll be on the Mall in my Stars and Stripes onesie to welcome the tangerine God to Britain, hopefully he will take pity on third world London and bring some common sense with him along with the Marines.
posted by Paddy O’Doors (Guest) - Friday 18th April 2025, 4:20 PM
The ayatollah would probably receive a warmer welcome in to the uk than trump would
posted by Jj (Guest) - Friday 18th April 2025, 4:54 PM
We’ll have our own Ayatollah in 10 years. Lock up your daughters… and goats.
posted by Paddy O’Doors (Guest) - Friday 18th April 2025, 5:19 PM
I live in Trumpington, Cambridgeshire...we always trump at the correct time.
posted by More O'Doors. (Guest) - Friday 18th April 2025, 5:35 PM
Welcome him coming at last
a touch of reality for all you woke muppets
posted by Magicman (Guest) - Friday 18th April 2025, 8:48 PM
And looking after the interests of his own country how shocking
posted by Magicman (Guest) - Friday 18th April 2025, 9:04 PM
Trump , complete nutcase !
posted by Bob (Guest) - Friday 18th April 2025, 9:28 PM
How dare Trump putting his own country first, he should follow our countries mantra and put his countrymen second to illegal alien child murderers rapists and drug dealing gang members. What is the world coming to. BTW 2000 invaders arrived here in dinghies last week. Happy days refugees welcome, we’ll have 90 million living here soon.
posted by Nigel the lefty (Guest) - Friday 18th April 2025, 9:56 PM
We need more “Turkish “ barbers, take aways, deliveroo drivers, nail bars, gangs and crack dens.
posted by Percy the Englishman. (Guest) - Friday 18th April 2025, 10:02 PM
When we send our boys to the front line in ukraine to fight putin at least we'll already have replacements here ready to take up the slack, its called planning ahead.
posted by Rigsby (Guest) - Friday 18th April 2025, 11:12 PM
Twump's gwate. olso fink we wool nick it ginst da blues.
posted by Powl (Guest) - Saturday 19th April 2025, 11:30 AM
America is not our friend, time to wipe our mouths of them and start building closer ties with china
posted by Bobby (Guest) - Saturday 19th April 2025, 12:15 PM
We are complaining about Trump, and the way he is running the USA, but we should be out on the streets complaining about Starmer, Rachel from accounts, and Angela, useless Rayner. I have lived through various governments, some good, some bad, but the current bunch of clowns, headed by Coco, must be the worst government ever. They love migrants, but hate our pensioners, and the disabled. They h Ave ruined our country in just a few months, and God help what the state of our country will be after 4 or even 5 years of these complete idiots.
posted by Brian from West Sussex (Guest) - Saturday 19th April 2025, 3:35 PM
You could be talking about the Tories!
posted by Bob (Guest) - Saturday 19th April 2025, 4:09 PM
As bad as the Tories were, and they were bad, no government in our history can match how bad this rotten lot are, and anybody who voted for the Liebour party in the last election, must be regretting it now.
posted by Brian from West Sussex (Guest) - Saturday 19th April 2025, 4:51 PM
Personally, I think they’re great. Although my caviar was a bit cold this morning.
posted by Abdul O’Dinghy (Guest) - Saturday 19th April 2025, 6:05 PM
Yes and no money about to spend for this Labour government as Racheal from accounts keeps on keeping on saying. The Tories messed up and their biggest mess-up was putting Liz Truss as Prime Minister. The Truss mess up of the markets was just a trickle and the problem was quickly rectified so i don't see the big deal on why Reeves keep on mentioning it. I think it would have been better if they had put in Jeremy Hunt from the start as chancellor. It doesn't take a genius to work the maths out and i think the COVID era saw the biggest overspend for decades. The Ukraine war bought more chaos and over spend and you have to put in the extra money they gave us for energy gas and electric and breakfast club money which is nothing new etc. Labour have never had a good record with accounts and money throughout the history of elections and they don't like maths and better education schools. The big mistake was to appoint Sunak who was a crap prime minister and he should have stayed on in accounts which is what he is good at. Boris is not liked and is labled a baffoon but i think he would make a better statesman for Britain on a world stage. Starmer is a ratings man and he will go where the wind blows. The refuge problems in Birmingham and the badly run Councel Borough by Labour tells you that Labour will not be any better than the Tories who know more about money and business by a long chalk...
posted by OWEN - Saturday 19th April 2025, 6:40 PM
Any truth in the rumour that Roland Rat is the new mayor of Birmingham?
posted by Paddy O’Doors (Guest) - Saturday 19th April 2025, 8:47 PM
Paddy stop talking rubbish
posted by Magicman (Guest) - Saturday 19th April 2025, 9:06 PM
Bobby fcuk china are you serious
posted by Magicman (Guest) - Saturday 19th April 2025, 9:07 PM
I have 2 pieces of advice. 1. Buy Golf and Silver. 2. Buy a fund investing in China Large Companies. You will not regret it. Most of my compatriots in the City are taking huge position on these 2 moves. Thank me in 6.months' time.
posted by City Toff (Guest) - Sunday 20th April 2025, 1:52 AM
Gold, not Golf.
posted by City Toff (Guest) - Sunday 20th April 2025, 1:54 AM
Couldn’t agree more.
posted by Sun. Tan. Lo. Tion (Guest) - Sunday 20th April 2025, 7:06 AM
Sounds like you talk sh*t plenty much stoopid irriot.
posted by Yiu Flung Dung (Guest) - Sunday 20th April 2025, 7:55 AM
Can you not bother me please, I'm still trying to work out what a women is.
posted by Kier starmer (Guest) - Sunday 20th April 2025, 11:19 AM
How can you trust someone who the first day in office takes away oap fuel allowance to go towards giving pay rises to train drivers who are hardly poor and nhs staff pity he never mentioned this before he got in that’s just for starters
posted by Ipitombi (Guest) - Monday 21st April 2025, 12:59 PM
Be sure of one thing the boat people won’t be on the front. Line putins got one thing right he goes round rounding up miscreants and illegals and ships them of to ukrean
posted by Ipiyombi (Guest) - Monday 21st April 2025, 1:04 PM
Would not worry about starma he will be gone by Xmas once the binmen come out nationally remember a time when unions and labour were one not any more by the look of if
posted by Ipitombi (Guest) - Monday 21st April 2025, 1:08 PM